A Blonde's Year in Review:
January: Returned a new scarf b/c it was too tight.
February: Fired from pharmacy for failing to print labels. "Helloooo! Bottles don't fit in the printer!!!"
March: Got really excited-finished a puzzle in 6 months! (Psh! The box said "2-4 Years"!!!)
April: Trapped on escalator for hours. The power went out.
May: Failed to make Kool-Aid properly b/c of incorrect instruction. "Eight cups of water do NOT fit in those tiny packages!!"
June: Tried to go water skiing but couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July: Lost breast-stroke swimming competition. "The other swimmers cheated! They used their arms!!!"
August: Got locked out of car during a rainstorm--car flooded b/c soft top was open.
September: "The capital of California is 'C'--right?"
October: "I hate M&Ms! They are so hard to peel!"
November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. "Instructions said 1 hr/lb, and I weigh 108!"
December: Couldn't call 911. . . "Duh, there's no '11' button on the stupid phone!"
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